A long time ago in a land far away
Lived the pineapple princess Tiki
She was sweet as a peach in a pineapple way
But so sad that she hardly speaky
Still if you listen well
You'll hear her secret wish
Aloha, everybody my name is Tiki
I long to free a truly remarkable fish
My sweet prince
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Makihiki malahini, who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a, ooh
Hawana waka waka waka niki, poo, poo, poo
Ryan, the fog
She dreams of a boy who is under a spell
That has left him all wet and scaly
I sing from my heart with the power of love
Just a girl with a ukulele
Come to me, my sweet one and be still
I'll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill
My sweet prince
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Makihiki malahini, who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a, ooh
Hawana waka waka waka niki, poo, poo, poo
Now this is where we lean into the whole kabuki thing
The clouds turned grey and the big sky cried
And the ocean had a fit
Ryan, where's my ocean?
Then the wind went whoosh and thunder cracked
And mighty Mount Fufu spit, mighty Mount Fufu, spit
T-t-tiki, T-t-tiki, wanna speaky, speaky, speaky
With the mighty spirit Fufu
T-t-tiki, T-t-tiki, wanna speaky, speaky, speaky
So words I will not mince
Please make a man of my fresh fish prince
This is real fish talk, no lie
And then the fish turns into a gorgeous prince and sings
I'm Prince Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Amakahiki malahini, who
With me, humumunukunukuapua'a, ooh
Hawana waka waka waka niki, poo, poo, poo
Everybody!
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Makihiki malahini, who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a, ooh
Hawana waka waka waka niki, poo, poo, poo
Waka waka waka niki, poo, poo, poo
Waka waka waka niki, poo, poo, poo
